I bought a new (to me) Honda Accord. In order to prolong the theme of – influential female minority, her name shall be, Dora. RIP, Oprah. Hola, Dora.
Here is the story… I was over at my best brother Barry’s parent’s house this Friday just after getting back from Rochester to buy my sweet new whip (car). I got there and much to my delight, his lovely sister and two nieces were in attendance – they must have heard I was coming. Anyway, Taylor was getting nuts with the Dora stickers and I got peppered with a few. Barry and I decided to make a run to Pizza King for gyros (so good) and on the way, I thought, I should take this stupid sticker off my hoodie so peeps don’t think I’m illegitimately creating babies! So, I put it on my steering wheel (naturally) and as I did that, I looked at Barry. He looked back, saw what I did, and we both said, “Dora.” So, that’s my new car’s name. It’s great. She’s dark green with a very environmental aura – well, with Oregon plates and all. I want to keep those Oregon plates on there because they look cool, but I think that’s illegal.
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